Ring! Ring!
Me: “Hello, IT Department, this is Daniel.”
Caller: “I need an exorcism done on my computer.”
Me: “I’m sorry. I’m not Catholic. Can you tell me what it is doing?”
Caller: “Sorry. I really need this christened and the demons run off. And I need a Catholic IT person for that. Bye.”
Whiskey – Tango – Huh?