Ring! Ring!
Me: I.T. Department, this is Daniel. How can I help you, today?
Caller: Oh, Hi! I was expecting voicemail. Glad you answered, though.
Me: I work all the time, because that is what my clients need. So, how can I help you?
Caller: I was told you sometimes give away computers.
Me: Yes. I have a program, within my business, where I help fellow veterans. Those who are injured and need a PC to help remain connected and veterans who are starting a business and need a system to get started.
Caller: Oh. Just for veterans?
Me: Usually, yes. There have been a few times, I’ve helped others, such as first responders. Care to tell me what you need?
Caller: Yeah. I need a computer.
Me: OK. What do you need it to do?
Caller: I need it for my … business. I’m want to start an online business.
Me: OK. Are you a veteran?
Caller: Yeah, I am. I served in the Army.
Me: Great to hear. What was your MOS?
Caller: 3rd Batallion, 2nd Marines.
Me: OK. First you were Army. Now you are a Marine? No thanks. Have a good day.
Caller: Oh, come on, man! I need a computer! A good one!
Me: For what?
Caller: My Mom took my x-box and my crew is killing my fighter and taking all my stuff! I got to get back online and into the game!
Me: And why did your Mom take your game system?
Caller: She caught me watching something I should not have.
Me: OK. The answer is ‘No’. First, I’m not going to give you a PC so you can get around your mom’s rules.
Caller: Man! She’s not even my real mom! She’s who my Dad hooked up with a few years ago. And I hate her. She’s just using him and ruining my life at the same time!
Me: OK. Second, If you want something, like a computer or a house or a car, then get a job and earn it! When you are in your own house, you can make your own rules.
Caller: What are you, dude? You aren’t my Dad!
Me: You know, you are right. I’m not. So … Goodbye. And stop making a mess for your step mom to clean up.