Ring! Ring! Me: IT Department. This is Daniel Caller: Hey, Dan! This is Terry. I was just going through that e-book you sent me to read. I like the idea of what you have written. But I don’t know how to implement it. Me: Hello, Terry. Right, Terry. It is a ‘What to do’ guide. […]
Working for a Living
Ring! Ring! Me: I.T. Department, this is Daniel. How can I help you, today? Caller: Uhm, uh, Yes. Hello? Daniel? This is Pastor Smithers over at any Neighborhood Church. We have a computer that is giving us trouble. According to our secretary, the thing is possessed. Me: OK, Pastor. Can you be bit more descriptive […]
Fired Customer
Ring! Ring! Me: IT Department, this is Daniel. How can I help you, today, Tony? Tony: Wha? Oh, yeah. Caller ID. I forget about that, sometimes. Haha. Say, I’ve only got a minute or two, but I need to know, can you come over, today, in like about 30 minutes? I’ve got a machine that […]
Not a Pirate
Ring! Ring! Me: Indy’s I. T. … Caller: Hey, Dan! I’ve got an emergency! Me: OK, who is this? Caller: It’s me and I need your help. There cops here. They want access to my server. What do I do? Me: Hang up and call your attorney. Not me. Caller: What? This guy wants into […]