Ring! Ring! Me: I.T. Department, this is Daniel. How can I help you, today? Caller: Hey, Dan! This is Robbin over at XYZ Tech Corp. Perhaps you remember chatting with me a few years ago on FieldNation’s forums? Me: Hello, Robin. I’m sorry to say that I do not. I have not used that site […]
Irony of Ironies
Ring! Ring! Me: I.T. Department, this is Daniel. How can I help you, today? Caller: My F*&^*#g website is down! I demand you put it back up, IMMEDIATELY! Me: OK. Who is this and which website are you looking for? Caller: This is Dave, over at Acme Coaching. Turn my site back on, now! Do […]
Broken Laptop Screen
Ring! Ring! Me: IT Department. This is Daniel. Caller: Where are you? Why are you not at your office? Me: I work from my home as doing so lowers my overhead and allows me to charge less for my quality services. How can I help you? Caller: You can come back to your office […]
Criminal Behavior
Today, while having a late, working lunch in a quiet corner of a buffet restaurant, I paid little attention to the guy who walked past me to the restrooms. A few minutes later, he comes back and sits down across from me, at my table. Him: Nice computer. Do you know where I can get […]